you know that moment when u pass by ur crush in the hallway and ur eyes meet
There are two things that can happen tonight:
- Leonardo Dicaprio is going to win the Oscar
- Leonardo Dicaprio is not going to win the Oscar
and both times tumblr will go nuts and I will enjoy every minute of it
JENNIFER WAS LITERALLY REACTING TO NOTHING WHILE GOING UP THE TUBE INTO THE ARENA AFTER CINNA WAS KILLED RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER, SHE WAS LITERALLY STANDING IN AN EMPTY ROOM WITH A GREEN SCREEN AND JUST POURING OUT HER EMOTIONS WHEN ALL SHE HAD TO LOOK AT WERE GREEN WALLS AND THE CEILING
TELL ME THIS ISN’T GREAT ACTING I DARE U
does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.