1. barackobama:

    sirlightbulb:

    dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

    excuse me

  2. opposite-directions:

    life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

  3. tom-spanks:

    remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

  4. andrewquo:

    the people who say you can’t stop time have clearly never done any homework

  5. (Source: 5fifth.tumblr.com )

  6. egberts:

    driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

  7. foreverphant0m:

    when you’re reading a really good phanfic and the last chapter stops with a cliffhanger then you look up to see when it was last updated only to find out that the author abandoned it back in 2008

    image

  8. notdannyphantom:

    Dude, as a kid, i used to be  like “what is she saying. it’s so smart omfg” but like 6 years later i realize that it’s actually the most general algebraic principle and i am sixteen

  9. phantom problem

    unstoeuf:

    i made a danny phantom / ariana grande mashup and i’ve had a lot of nyquil 

  10. saracastically:

toothless in 99i got a ton of toothless requests; so i made this one move
commissions are open

    saracastically:

    toothless in 99
    i got a ton of toothless requests; so i made this one move

    commissions are open

  11. bryankonietzko:

    rabalogy:

    I see you bryankonietzko.

    Ha! I didn’t actually come up with this. Mike, Tim, Josh, and Katie named it after me and my propensity for raw vegan smoothies. I’ll have to try this particular recipe, though I will likely throw a banana or two in there.

  12. edwardsheerran:

    andthatlittleblackdress:

    honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

    My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

  13. (Source: ForGIFs.com)

  14. awwww-cute:

The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street

    awwww-cute:

    The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street

  15. curiosamathematica:

The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.
It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

    curiosamathematica:

    The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.

    It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.